If you find the urge to contact us – good luck.

Phone/fax:
Sorry, we don’t have a phone for the simple reason we’re fed up of yellow Pages trying to sell us advertising.

Snail Mail:
Sorry, we are vegetarians and don’t have anything to do with snails.

Email:
We tried email but came to realize only Double D Samantha and friends and some guy in China selling Viagra on the cheap were the only people using email.  Also, we are waiting for an important email from the guy in Nigeria whose cousin’s mother-in-law wants to give us 60,000,000$ and don’t want to miss it when it arrives.

However, we do have this snazzy little form (A6754.768e) that you can complete.  If you fill in all the boxes there's a good chance we'll get right back to you within the next 6 months. We know you hate filling out these little pesky forms but it's your only option.

	I’m probably stupid but I can’t play your games
	I think I have a great idea for a new game
	I want to buy some of the cool toys I’ve seen on the website
	I’m a retailer and want to sell your toys
	I want to advertise on your site
	I want to link to your site
	I want to give you loads of cash (and I live in Nigeria)
	Other
	For those that can type, you can always add some other stuff you want to tell us here:
	So we know you aren’t some illiterate weirdo, retype the following letters:
	What's your Email Address?